wait say that again.

smile even when there's a million and one reasons not to.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(via orgasm)

buildabitchworkshop:

meanplastic:

same

Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy

(via fitnika)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(via stability)

(via relahvant)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(via orgasm)

neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

(via phobias)

heyfishie:

Oh my god

(via stability)

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via orgasm)

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via phobias)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via forward)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via artbymoga)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

(via forward)