wait say that again.

smile even when there's a million and one reasons not to.

iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

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petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

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50shadesofficial:

harry: *is harry*
me: *sighs lovingly*

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purtie:

pale/indie blog

you’re the one i want to spend Friday nights with
163/365 reasons to love you. - A (via iship-usdarling)

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ssweet-dispositionn:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

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magschulz:

in love with this

There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.
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willdarbyshire:

Hyde Park, London

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khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

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